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My Grandmother’s Sharp Solution To Stress
Each person has their own way of coping with the everyday problems and stresses that life is inclined to throw in front of them. ‘The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune’, as Shakespeare said. Some people find that music relaxes them best of all. Others play a sport or go to the gym.
But you don’t have to buy special equipment and clothes, or indeed leave your home, in order to de-stress. My grandmother got all the relaxation she could want from cooking. Though it was not just as simple as that. She told me that the two most important means of relieving stress for her where two knife sets she kept on her counter top. Whenever she was preparing one of her excellent meals, there would be the appropriate knife for the current job, either on her left or on her right.
How could two sets of knives relieve stress? Well, it’s quite simple really. You see, my grandmother, Grandma Ellen, spend most of each day in the kitchen. When I was young, I assumed that was where all grandmothers spent their days.
Knives were not her sole means of relaxing. She had another addiction too. But it was an addiction that was very positive and a great benefit to me and everyone else in the household. That addiction was two cookbooks she had a mini library at one end of her kitchen. On the shelves where books about every conceivable type of cooking from every part of the world. Not only that, but they spanned a huge era. They included very old cookbooks that she could well have inherited from her mother. A veritable treasure chest of culinary secrets.
Every day she tried out new recipes. Of course this was greatly appreciated by all the other members of the family who happen to be in the house. She once told me that a knife set and a cookbook where heavenly creations. Again, when I was a kid, I had no idea what she was talking about.
It was only when I became sort of obsessed myself with the kitchen and experimenting with new recipes, that I really understood where my grandma was coming from. Having said that, I have never been quite a passionate as she was about knives. So I concede that I have three or four favorite ones myself.
Finding the best way to relax in the kitchen for me is the act of preparing food itself. That plus the one other gadget, or appliance is probably the more correct word. It relaxes me more than any other device. I’m talking about the countertop microwave. I can’t say that it’s the cooker I use most for my favorite dishes. But it’s what I do use to heat up my mug of coffee, or sometimes tea. And occasionally, especially if I am on my own, I will heat up one of my special home-made, frozen spaghetti Bolognese sauces and indulge myself.
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